Smtyms I dnt rily unstnd da msgs pple snt 2 me thru da 4ne so I thot t wld b a gd idea 2 pas da msg dat brevty is, in txt msgs, not da sol of wit.
So hia I am str8 up, telng u dat dnt b tripn: write the words in full, please!
Dring my bday, I got sevrl ‘H Bday’ msgs! Imagine dat! I cnt w8 4 X-mas coz t wl b sun hia n u cn bet
Grrrrrr! Tll b gr8 2 ctch up. But dnt do it thru sms. Plz! Plz! Plz! I rlly wnt 2 knw hw
Nxt al hia anaa guy telng me hw he saw sm chik readn my blog n burstg out laughg. Wat am I mnt 2 do? Bottle ma blog n sel it in spmkts?
Dat wnt sel 4 ril! Ppl cn say, ‘U r da bomb’ bt wnt buy da blog. All I cn prms is da nxt blog ll b kul.
Or my bddy who txts me n sez: Mt me @ Ambsdr Hotl.
Let hm thnk abt tht! Why dint I sho up? How cm? Well, I dint undstnd! So he txts me again: I snt mny msgs en no rply fro u!
So hia is da rules! If you mis me, don snt me dos txts dat say: Gawd! Bn mssng u. Cnt blve u dnt no tht! Spendg lotsa tym frm u is no gd 4 mi. I lyk u so much! U mek mi proud 2 b ya frnd!
I wnt undstd! And u cn bet I wont rply wit a txt dat sez: U r not juz ma pal bt ma pearl! Cant blv u lyk me so mch yet am juz a 1ST class guy wearng 2ND class clad in dis 3RD wld city of
No. Dis gotta stop! Or sun, I cn picture my boss snding a txt memo to da staff: WHEN @ WAK, DNT RID A MAG! DNT CHT ONLYN!
Undstd? Aaaaah. Tis getg beta! N thn 1 of us will rply: UGTBK :---)
You’ve got to be kidding? To da boss? Dat wld b crzy! Cm on! L8rs!
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R u crios? Du ppl actuli sms lyk dat? Da ada dai I askd mi frnds y dey sms lyk dat, n dey tld mi its 2 sav crdt.
I fkn hate it. Tks mi 10mins to figa out wat dey tryna sai in a shrt msg.
Nxt tym pls gime a mis col, bcoz I wuld rathr spnd $ fndn out wat u tryna sai, dan wste mi prcious tym.
I undastnd sum nigas evn hola lyk dis at dey'r grls. Da wrld is goin crzy!
Thx 4 yr thots! Alwys nyc to rd frm u evn 1 sentc! Ope evry1 had a gd wknd! Swt drms!
u gut it spot on dud!!!! Jus 2day I tol me pal theas nowai he cd abrvt evry word in a txg msg..it cums out lyk a language dat a...err..wats da natnlity of a prsn livin in kazakistan (kazakhstan)?? anywai u kno wat I mean...al the grmar tiches in hai schs mus b bangin' thea hds on de wal! godamn!!
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